Difference b/w Indian/American Movies

AMERICAN MOVIES TEACH US:

1. Chinese have nothing better to do than teaching or practice Kung Fu.
2. More than 50% of U.S. population are FBI/CIA agents, working undercover.
3. The purpose of school system of U.S. is to promote basketball.
4. Aliens have special interest in attacking U.S.
5. U.S. is a place where you can meet all mythical creatures like werewolves and vampires.

INDIAN MOVIES TEACH US:

1. At least one of the identical twins is born evil.
2.
While defusing a bomb, do not worry, whichever wire you cut you”always choose
the right”.
3. A hero will show no pain, while getting beaten up; but will show pain when a girl
cleans up his wound.
4. A detective can solve a case only when he is suspended from duty.
5. If you decide to start dancing on the street, everyone you meet will know the steps…

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