What girl friend say and what they mean

What girlfeinds say and what they mean:

1. “Mera Message card khatan ho gaya hai”
Meaning : Dalva saale.

2. “Aaj raat ko didi key sath sona hai”
Meaning : Aaj mein thak gayi huun, baat nahin karungi, soney dey.

3. “He is just my friend”
Meaning : Beware, agala number ussi ka hai

4. “Aaj kitni garmi hai naa”
Meaning : Kaminey gaddi nahin laa sakta tha

5. “Mall chaley?”
Meaning : Shopping kara

6. “Aaj to sab shadi mein ja rahey hai”
Meaning : Aaj to teri lottery lag gayi

7. “Aaj to papa ghar par hai’
Meaning : Aaj mera milney ka dil nahin hai

8. Hum bahot ladney lag gaye hai
Meaning : “ab tu shanti sey nikal ley, tera time khatam!!”

9. I Love you
Meaning : Chal tu bhi kya yaad karega, tujhey bhi seva ka mauka diya…