Sonia and Manmohan

   Sonia-ji and her prime minister-ji

On a visit to London, Sonia Gandhi asks the Queen, “Your Majesty, now that I am also a queen of the Gandhi-Nehru dynasty in India, are there any tips you can give to me to stay in power?”

“Well,” says the Queen, “the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”

Sonia frowns, then asks, “But how do I know the people around me are intelligent?”

The Queen takes a sip of tea.”Oh, that’s easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle.”

The Queen pushes a button on her intercom and calls, “David, would you come in here, please?”

David Cameron walks into the room. “Yes, Your Majesty?”

The Queen smiles and says,”Answer me this please, David. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?”

Without pausing for a moment,David Cameron answers, “That would be me, ma’am.”

“Very good! Thank you, David. That will be all!” says the Queen.

Then she turns to Sonia with a smile and says, “See?”

Sonia comes back to India, calls Manmohan Singh and asks, “Manmohanji, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister. Who is it?”

“I’m not sure,” says Manmohan. “Let me get back to you on this one.”

Manmohan goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none could give him an answer.

Finally, he runs into Narendra Modi and asks, “Narendrabhai, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it’s not your brother or your sister. Who is it?”

Narendra Modi smiles. “That’s easy, it’s me!”

Manmohan says, “Thanks!”

He phones Sonia. “Madam, I didsome thinking and I have the answer to that riddle. It’s Narendra Modi!”

Sonia slaps her head and shouts, “No! No! You idiot! It’s David Cameron!”

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